1 00:00:37,879 --> 00:00:42,066 Today, December 28th, The apocalypse hasn't happened yet. 2 00:00:42,332 --> 00:00:45,957 Russia is preparing for the end of the world along with other countries. 3 00:00:49,071 --> 00:00:52,063 People take money from deposits in the hope that they 4 00:00:52,148 --> 00:00:54,930 as a last resort, at least it will be possible to heat up. 5 00:00:56,129 --> 00:00:58,059 The most optimistic regions of Russia are found... 6 00:00:58,143 --> 00:01:01,815 Oh! And I said that this is still necessary 5-10 minutes, you know? 7 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,122 Decreased sharply. 8 00:01:03,207 --> 00:01:06,667 Apparently people want see with your own eyes... 9 00:01:06,752 --> 00:01:10,300 I won't forgive her. And don't call here again. 10 00:01:10,385 --> 00:01:14,379 They are trying to do something actions in this situation. 11 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,598 Here's what they say ordinary people on the streets. 12 00:01:17,682 --> 00:01:19,973 Hello, what about you? Are you thinking about the end of the world? 13 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:24,879 I'm preparing for this apocalypse. I took croup, stewed meat and a flashlight. 14 00:01:24,964 --> 00:01:27,535 And now let's go to the village - we will survive. 15 00:01:27,707 --> 00:01:28,540 I understand you. 16 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:29,958 Eh! Turn off this despondency. 17 00:01:30,043 --> 00:01:32,209 We can say that all planet in unison... 18 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,271 Andrey, you have no heart. 19 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:38,826 Colleagues, God forgive me, I'm actually having a bachelor party. 20 00:01:38,911 --> 00:01:40,111 What kind of faces are you putting on? 21 00:01:40,209 --> 00:01:43,333 Lenten. We don't have any others for you. 22 00:01:43,418 --> 00:01:46,443 But there are also advantages. Husbands leave their mistresses... 23 00:01:47,037 --> 00:01:50,959 and want the last days spend together with their families. 24 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,511 We got into trouble, Andrey Maratovich. 25 00:01:55,808 --> 00:01:57,808 And you celebrate the wedding. 26 00:01:57,893 --> 00:02:01,105 If only my friend had this - I would wait. 27 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:02,464 Babushkino. 28 00:02:03,121 --> 00:02:06,667 So, Lyapin, you got me, True, with this grandmother’s ring. 29 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:09,246 If you love it, give it to me If you don’t love it, don’t give it to me. 30 00:02:10,683 --> 00:02:12,933 I loved the geography teacher. 31 00:02:13,018 --> 00:02:14,754 - Ooo! - Oh-oh! 32 00:02:14,839 --> 00:02:15,886 Teacher! 33 00:02:16,855 --> 00:02:20,402 She, she could pronounce Chomolungma. 34 00:02:20,487 --> 00:02:23,167 Knew all the ridges and all the depressions, 35 00:02:23,252 --> 00:02:24,902 and now she’s gone to hell. 36 00:02:24,987 --> 00:02:27,337 Well, maybe he'll freak out and go back to school? 37 00:02:27,433 --> 00:02:30,167 No, she said that... 38 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:34,121 She won’t set foot there until the Unified State Exam is removed. 39 00:02:35,417 --> 00:02:36,589 Slav-Slav-Slav. 40 00:02:38,355 --> 00:02:40,808 This is her move. 41 00:02:42,277 --> 00:02:44,605 Yes, I want to lay hands on myself. 42 00:02:45,292 --> 00:02:47,948 Only apocalypse stops me. 43 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:54,605 So I want to take a look, how all this will be covered with a copper basin. 44 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:57,011 Glory, Glory, Glory, Glory. Oooh. 45 00:02:57,096 --> 00:03:00,105 Boys! Well, what are you doing there? Soon? 46 00:03:00,589 --> 00:03:02,261 I'm already so cold here. 47 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,152 Oh yes... 48 00:03:06,324 --> 00:03:08,651 -Who are you, girl? - Lena. 49 00:03:08,736 --> 00:03:11,636 We invited it. It's a bachelor party. 50 00:03:11,871 --> 00:03:13,714 Stripper, Andrey. 51 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:18,042 At every bachelor party there must be healthy eroticism. 52 00:03:19,402 --> 00:03:25,136 My mother is very happy that I went to hell with such people. 53 00:03:26,402 --> 00:03:28,870 Damn it! Fool. 54 00:03:28,955 --> 00:03:30,894 Well, will you turn on the hit? 55 00:03:30,979 --> 00:03:32,527 Yes, now. 56 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:35,089 - Please, and I will appear. - Yes. 57 00:03:35,933 --> 00:03:37,074 Burst in! 58 00:04:10,652 --> 00:04:13,964 You... child, Why are you limping at work? 59 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,058 Damn, it's noticeable, right? 60 00:04:18,949 --> 00:04:21,480 Recently on one The bachelor party has arrived. 61 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:24,440 There, imagine, the groom is like that pulled apart in the blue... 62 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:28,947 in short, he dreamed that I as if he had been taught the flute, damn it. 63 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:33,838 Well, he really hit me hard. This is the situation. 64 00:04:33,923 --> 00:04:36,541 Turn on the accompaniment - I'll continue. 65 00:04:36,956 --> 00:04:37,879 You sit down. 66 00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:40,941 - Yes? - Sit down, sit down. 67 00:04:42,254 --> 00:04:43,160 OK. 68 00:04:51,675 --> 00:04:52,754 Can I have a beer? 69 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,769 - Certainly. Here you go. - Thank you. 70 00:04:58,488 --> 00:05:03,754 Mmm! Guys, treat yourself to some pistachios. They also have a lot of vitamins. 71 00:05:06,425 --> 00:05:08,137 Thank you! 72 00:05:08,222 --> 00:05:11,113 ABOUT! F...fuck, in general. 73 00:05:14,987 --> 00:05:18,687 Damn, why am I asking for alms? Let me at least show you my tits, okay? 74 00:05:18,772 --> 00:05:21,893 Ah, Wet, come on, you look at the charms. 75 00:05:22,393 --> 00:05:25,393 You've been out of the army for like six months. You need to use hormones, yes. 76 00:05:25,478 --> 00:05:30,003 And Lyapin and I will take care of it this gossip, right? 77 00:05:30,253 --> 00:05:31,503 - Yes. - Yes. 78 00:05:32,581 --> 00:05:34,768 No, I have no time for that. 79 00:05:34,853 --> 00:05:38,565 The Dalai Lama himself personally predicted what exactly is from December 31st to January 1st. 80 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:39,831 What is this? 81 00:05:39,916 --> 00:05:42,971 “But his girlfriend didn’t come back from the army.” - I myself! 82 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:46,565 And she waited for me! More precisely, I didn’t wait right away, but... 83 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:51,003 The second time I waited and rewarded me... 84 00:05:51,088 --> 00:05:54,393 - Chlamydia, speak proudly! - That’s how I didn’t wait the first time... 85 00:05:54,924 --> 00:05:58,206 I bought it from someone in a random relationship and... 86 00:06:00,706 --> 00:06:04,424 Yes, because we need to drink! And you love. 87 00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:05,956 - Necessary! - Necessary! 88 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:09,299 It’s necessary, well, my hand doesn’t rise. 89 00:06:09,384 --> 00:06:13,870 Then get it! Look, my dad fucked my mom like that... 90 00:06:13,955 --> 00:06:17,690 What is she up to the director sugar factory has been improved. 91 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,799 And this one was a driver, So he remained that way all his life. 92 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:25,737 - It’s a great bachelor party, isn’t it? - Yes! 93 00:06:26,174 --> 00:06:29,659 You would forget yourself in your work. The best remedy. 94 00:06:30,253 --> 00:06:31,096 Well, yes. 95 00:06:31,486 --> 00:06:36,033 So I would be glad, I would be happy, but there is nothing serious. 96 00:06:36,118 --> 00:06:38,830 They think it will be huge meteorite. 97 00:06:38,915 --> 00:06:43,218 Also a significant percentage of humanity convinced of an alien invasion. 98 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,303 There are people who are convinced and in a large-scale solar flare. 99 00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:49,258 And mine became a whore. 100 00:06:49,906 --> 00:06:54,296 Please tell me Well, how are the conditions there? 101 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:56,766 So I'm not a whore. I just dance. 102 00:06:57,078 --> 00:06:58,047 Ah-ah-ah! 103 00:06:58,132 --> 00:07:01,594 No, well, of course I I can do this as an elective. 104 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:02,589 Yeah. 105 00:07:02,674 --> 00:07:06,193 Listen, you should buy her, otherwise it’s the end of the world after all. 106 00:07:06,772 --> 00:07:11,850 Suddenly there is a God. This is the teacher damn, holy man. What are you doing? 107 00:07:12,084 --> 00:07:15,538 Is everything clear to everyone? You're biting to work. You are redeeming. 108 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:20,319 Stripper Tips the most valuable after the cooks. 109 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:25,413 Don't worry. Happy 2013. 110 00:07:31,488 --> 00:07:34,903 What are you doing there? Are you going there or are you going? 111 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:38,566 I can't. Need to change control board. You promised. 112 00:07:38,651 --> 00:07:42,520 Well, I'll do it today. Let's quickly look at the prototype. 113 00:07:47,191 --> 00:07:48,024 Here it is. 114 00:07:50,035 --> 00:07:52,379 The pinnacle of modern scientific thought. 115 00:07:53,129 --> 00:07:54,395 Who on the passport? 116 00:07:57,676 --> 00:07:59,316 Anton Nikolaevich Korolev. 117 00:08:08,504 --> 00:08:09,337 Captain. 118 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,723 Anton Nikolaevich? 119 00:08:16,645 --> 00:08:17,973 It turned out to be a nice android. 120 00:08:21,722 --> 00:08:25,035 But I can’t share Congratulations on your delight, colleague. 121 00:08:25,832 --> 00:08:28,332 What's stopping you? Bad character. 122 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:31,918 Why is this our captain? somewhat effeminate? 123 00:08:32,003 --> 00:08:34,716 After all, you answered for the face of an android. 124 00:08:34,933 --> 00:08:37,495 What's wrong? Didn't come out face? 125 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:39,984 Too feminine features. 126 00:08:40,069 --> 00:08:45,062 And vaguely resembles a girl, in whom you are so unrequitedly in love with, 127 00:08:45,147 --> 00:08:47,787 Anna Nikolaevna Korolkevich. 128 00:08:47,872 --> 00:08:52,475 Something about Freud has slipped through your mind. or are you a pervert, Nazimov? 129 00:08:53,553 --> 00:08:58,116 You know what, You will have to resolder the board yourself. 130 00:08:59,788 --> 00:09:04,850 Such insults. You will soon meet the creator meet. And you accumulate sins. 131 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:09,257 I gave you photos prototypes that match the image. 132 00:09:09,342 --> 00:09:12,773 Which? Nicholas II, Academician Sakharov? 133 00:09:12,858 --> 00:09:13,711 Hello. 134 00:09:15,445 --> 00:09:17,133 - Hello. - Good afternoon. 135 00:09:18,351 --> 00:09:19,617 Just in time. 136 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:22,305 Here you go, admire it. 137 00:09:23,289 --> 00:09:26,059 In my opinion it came out somewhat feminine. 138 00:09:26,143 --> 00:09:30,554 Yes, okay. And then we have such hari in our organs. 139 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:34,195 - Thank you. - And then there’s the mug 140 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,101 like not soaked, not impudent. 141 00:09:37,186 --> 00:09:40,282 Even, perhaps, too human. 142 00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:43,258 But it seems that people need such patterns. 143 00:09:43,343 --> 00:09:45,789 - Certainly. — What can the device do? 144 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:49,758 So, you know, we haven't tested yet, but the sample is experimental. 145 00:09:50,648 --> 00:09:51,945 And the circulation is one piece. 146 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:55,063 Well, test it! Time for you... 147 00:09:56,492 --> 00:10:02,711 Although. What are the deadlines now? He won't cancel the end of the world, will he? 148 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:13,030 Well, just in case, I'm sorry if I offended you in any way. 149 00:10:13,983 --> 00:10:14,816 And you us. 150 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:24,640 In short, test. I'll change you in the morning. 151 00:10:25,016 --> 00:10:29,016 And most importantly - raise a real man. 152 00:10:31,828 --> 00:10:35,562 Okay, professor, whatever you say. 153 00:10:38,322 --> 00:10:39,155 Well hello. 154 00:10:56,484 --> 00:10:58,546 - Hello. - Good afternoon. 155 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,375 What is your name? 156 00:11:00,844 --> 00:11:05,187 Anton Nikolaevich Korolev, employee of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. 157 00:11:06,016 --> 00:11:07,203 Rank - captain. 158 00:11:08,719 --> 00:11:12,750 When talking to a person, you need to look him in the eye. 159 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,841 Yes, there is still a lot of work to be done. 160 00:11:20,184 --> 00:11:21,017 Agree. 161 00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:23,278 Raise Russia from its knees. 162 00:11:27,716 --> 00:11:29,481 More gentle, more careful. 163 00:11:30,169 --> 00:11:31,575 Understand? Now go ahead yourself. 164 00:11:34,997 --> 00:11:35,947 Anton Nikolaevich... 165 00:11:45,013 --> 00:11:46,278 Now go ahead yourself. 166 00:12:13,122 --> 00:12:14,528 Oh! M! 167 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:16,435 Stop it, bitch! 168 00:12:16,763 --> 00:12:19,263 - Who is this bitch? - Leave me alone, Anton Nikolaevich. 169 00:12:24,513 --> 00:12:25,346 Great. 170 00:12:25,716 --> 00:12:27,137 Focusing works. 171 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:30,247 Well? What are our successes? 172 00:12:30,825 --> 00:12:31,872 There are some things we can do. 173 00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:00,716 Well, at least at least it doesn't fall. 174 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,278 This is success, colleague. 175 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:07,497 Anton Nikolaevich, please, 176 00:13:07,582 --> 00:13:09,731 and please scratch your buttocks. 177 00:13:12,513 --> 00:13:13,346 And now... 178 00:13:15,731 --> 00:13:19,512 Nazimov, you are smart, you might be a Jew, 179 00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:21,293 but what are you teaching the device? 180 00:13:21,378 --> 00:13:23,528 Well, listen, we mean it as a joke. 181 00:13:23,613 --> 00:13:25,482 Just for fun. Well all these boring experiments 182 00:13:25,566 --> 00:13:27,231 Well, we relaxed a little. 183 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:31,044 By the way, and these skills Anton Nikolaevich must learn. 184 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:35,918 He doesn't know how to button his fly, and scratch your ass - so please. 185 00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:39,225 Listen, it seems to you that this is some kind of tiny movement. 186 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:42,560 In fact, it's global a process that requires coordination and... 187 00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:46,780 So, Nazimov, get out... 188 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:51,468 And at least a few days stay out of my sight. Scoundrel! 189 00:13:51,553 --> 00:13:53,843 You are a talented person and in your head... 190 00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:59,998 Excuse me, please. But it's unlikely he will be able to forget these skills... 191 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,905 And you will have to live with them. Clear? 192 00:14:02,671 --> 00:14:03,671 Get out! 193 00:14:06,108 --> 00:14:08,483 Anton Nikolaevich, sit down. 194 00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:16,046 Well, Anton Nikolaevich, let's start with shame. 195 00:14:17,093 --> 00:14:22,826 Then we will instill in you love for your homeland and the value of human life. 196 00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:30,389 Smiles, smiles, citizens, Today is a great day! 197 00:14:36,468 --> 00:14:38,030 Brides are always late. 198 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:42,092 So what, what time is it? Wait. The vodka is still getting cold. 199 00:14:43,514 --> 00:14:45,664 Why are you alone? It seemed like Zhenya wanted to come. 200 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:49,343 Yes geography teachers I would bring it in my arms. 201 00:14:49,874 --> 00:14:52,608 And a prostitute, if only not the end of the world, I would kill. 202 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:54,472 Yes. 203 00:14:56,311 --> 00:14:58,905 I won’t forget, I won’t forgive, don’t call. Slav. 204 00:15:02,499 --> 00:15:05,335 The pigeons are ready. Children, candy too. 205 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:09,046 But the children are already frozen, and the pigeons are unlikely to fly. 206 00:15:15,546 --> 00:15:16,858 Oh, they're coming! 207 00:15:16,943 --> 00:15:18,285 Rejoice, rejoice, herd! 208 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,688 Who will smile the most? I’ll give you grilled meats! 209 00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:29,665 Ooh! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hooray! Ooh! 210 00:15:29,749 --> 00:15:33,238 Hooray! Hooray! 211 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,234 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 212 00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:44,813 Where is Yulka? 213 00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:48,797 So he and his mother went through the hairdresser. Haven't arrived yet? 214 00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:50,657 They will now. Don't worry, son. 215 00:15:51,141 --> 00:15:52,188 Are you drunk, or what? 216 00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:57,641 Well, I took it a little, yes. Nervous, that's it It’s not a sheep who sneezed - I’m giving my daughter away in marriage. 217 00:15:57,726 --> 00:15:59,579 Hello, Slava. Great. 218 00:15:59,664 --> 00:16:01,579 - Hello. - Well, why? 219 00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:04,141 The registry office is not closing! Let's wait! 220 00:16:04,688 --> 00:16:07,454 Yes, of course, I would have already started, but since you insist. 221 00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:10,954 Maybe she is it Did you stay late at the bachelorette party? 222 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:13,360 What bachelorette party? Nobody communicates with her. 223 00:16:13,445 --> 00:16:15,079 - Hello, Petrovna! - Great! 224 00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:18,531 - Right! The woman must be late. - Yes! 225 00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:21,422 So how are we going to look for our daughter, the dog of the regime? 226 00:16:21,507 --> 00:16:24,532 Aunt Olya, your number is eight. When necessary, we’ll ask. 227 00:16:25,263 --> 00:16:26,966 Well, shouldn’t we put her on the wanted list? 228 00:16:27,051 --> 00:16:29,951 Well, Slava, enough with the jokes. Now, Andrey, now. 229 00:16:31,404 --> 00:16:34,685 And this wedding is a wedding! Maybe champagne? 230 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,607 - The children are freezing. - Well, put something on yourself. 231 00:16:38,841 --> 00:16:42,013 “I’m not talking about myself, I’m talking about the children.” - Children? 232 00:17:09,013 --> 00:17:10,575 That's it. It has begun. 233 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,482 These are Americans. War! 234 00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:15,794 What kind of Americans are they, Viktor Sergeevich?! The end of the world, they said. 235 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,154 I heard on TV These are alien invaders. 236 00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:21,685 Where can you quickly repent? 237 00:17:22,076 --> 00:17:26,169 - Aunt Ol, what nonsense? - Look, the aliens have arrived. 238 00:17:28,326 --> 00:17:34,138 And I agree with Petrovna! Cataclysms are evident! 239 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:38,419 We've arrived! They kidnapped your bride, Andrey! 240 00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:41,966 What kind of aliens, Viktor Sergeevich? What are you talking about? 241 00:17:42,622 --> 00:17:43,810 Where is Yulka? 242 00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:46,728 How are you talking to me? How... What am I talking about?! 243 00:17:46,813 --> 00:17:49,513 Just think about where she could have gone! Think with your head! 244 00:17:49,598 --> 00:17:51,898 As I understand it, well, the wedding - It's definitely cancelled, right? 245 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:55,235 What wedding?! Do you see what the situation is? 246 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,673 - I'll report to the center! - That's Comrade Colonel. 247 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:06,786 All? 248 00:18:08,032 --> 00:18:09,454 Andryukh, what should I do? 249 00:18:09,539 --> 00:18:12,719 Pull yourself together, calm down. We are officers. 250 00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:16,532 If it's the end of the world then we have three more days. 251 00:18:17,032 --> 00:18:19,406 A person has disappeared - my fiancée. I'll look for her. 252 00:18:19,688 --> 00:18:21,657 -Are you with me? - With you. 253 00:18:25,797 --> 00:18:30,141 Hello, Zhenya? I will buy all your prostitute time. 254 00:18:30,763 --> 00:18:35,560 Yes, so that you and I don't have to then blush before God. 255 00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:39,419 I didn't drink! I'm just excited. 256 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,482 How long do you say your shift is? or do they stand there for an hour? 257 00:18:43,075 --> 00:18:45,810 Mower?! Normal craft. 258 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:51,950 So, there are three days left until the end of the world, that is, 72 hours... 72 mowers. 259 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:56,559 So, wait, well, you need to sleep. This is 72 minus 24... 260 00:18:56,966 --> 00:19:00,834 48. Damn it! 48 mowers. OK. 261 00:19:00,919 --> 00:19:02,200 The main thing is that you agree. 262 00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:05,887 Wet! Do you have 40 mowers? 263 00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:06,825 Only ten. 264 00:19:11,574 --> 00:19:15,247 As expected, scared people started causing chaos. 265 00:19:15,332 --> 00:19:18,611 Robbery attacks on kiosks with New Year's decorations, 266 00:19:18,695 --> 00:19:20,825 car thefts and robberies. 267 00:19:21,215 --> 00:19:24,146 Citizens, I urge you stop 268 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:29,137 and meet the universal end with pride with your head up and in a sober mind. 269 00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:39,752 The light is on. Why didn't you live together? 270 00:19:40,564 --> 00:19:43,908 We gathered immediately after the registry office. She rented this one-room apartment. 271 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:48,455 Oops! The wedding dress is in place. 272 00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:51,111 Well, you can’t hide anything from you, Mokry. 273 00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:59,580 Okay, I'll take a look around the place... Well, this place. 274 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:00,908 - Andryukh. - M? 275 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:04,423 Does she have any antiques? 276 00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:08,982 Wow, this, for example. How much could this cost? 277 00:20:09,716 --> 00:20:13,016 So that's how you imagine it operational search activities, right? 278 00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:19,388 Well, first of all, you need to install when was she last here? 279 00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:21,779 Yes, yesterday she was - I didn’t spread out the sofa. 280 00:20:22,732 --> 00:20:24,357 It turns out she didn't spend the night at home. 281 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,420 - Lover. - Not really! 282 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:27,888 Yes, yes, Andrey. 283 00:20:27,973 --> 00:20:32,819 Well, she went before the wedding have proper sex with your lover. 284 00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:34,354 It really happens, Andryukh. 285 00:20:34,439 --> 00:20:37,789 You just want me to be it hurts just as much as it hurts you. That's it. 286 00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:43,263 We were even going to get married to her. Incognita. In the church. 287 00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:48,826 And we had a photo session planned there, in interiors, with a carriage. 288 00:20:48,911 --> 00:20:51,201 Andrey. Maybe it's good what happened like that? 289 00:20:51,286 --> 00:20:52,119 In terms of? 290 00:20:55,638 --> 00:20:56,471 What are you looking for there? 291 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,138 Suicide note. 292 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,917 Do you really think that she didn't want to get married that much? 293 00:21:06,295 --> 00:21:07,945 Colleagues, why did you come here?! 294 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,888 Andrey? These are girls. 295 00:21:12,295 --> 00:21:14,873 So you think you have It's all about love with her, right? 296 00:21:15,529 --> 00:21:18,482 And women, they don’t know how to love, they can only infect. 297 00:21:21,357 --> 00:21:23,357 So, take your hands away from the computer, otherwise you will break it. 298 00:21:23,873 --> 00:21:28,248 She has the password. Tell me if she had nothing If it were to hide, she would not have a password. 299 00:21:28,857 --> 00:21:30,920 Give it here. Call morgues. 300 00:21:31,576 --> 00:21:34,326 - So we only have one morgue. - Well, call him. 301 00:21:34,411 --> 00:21:37,373 Ahh, try "bitch". 302 00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:43,310 - Exactly. - Andrey, I'm serious. 303 00:21:43,395 --> 00:21:47,060 Bitch 1985. Was she born then? 304 00:21:47,145 --> 00:21:49,505 No. Slav, she is not that kind of person. 305 00:21:49,589 --> 00:21:53,600 Try something like "sentiments" or "ejaculations". 306 00:21:53,685 --> 00:21:54,518 What? 307 00:21:55,178 --> 00:21:58,943 — Women love strange, incomprehensible words. - What do they mean? 308 00:22:01,506 --> 00:22:03,678 Yes, I don't know. Andrey, well, try it. 309 00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:05,506 So go to hell, everyone! 310 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,397 Yes I saw that you didn't I tried the second word. 311 00:22:07,481 --> 00:22:09,741 - I know what the second word means. - What? 312 00:22:12,037 --> 00:22:14,412 - This is definitely not a password, Slava. - A. 313 00:22:15,749 --> 00:22:16,582 Is this from the morgue? 314 00:22:18,077 --> 00:22:18,910 Galuzo. 315 00:22:19,124 --> 00:22:20,858 - Is he from the morgue? - Shut up! 316 00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:22,742 So should I call the morgue? 317 00:22:23,186 --> 00:22:24,236 Yes, Viktor Sergeevich? 318 00:22:24,627 --> 00:22:30,077 In short, hands down... Ugh, go! Ass in hand - and to me. 319 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,420 Eh! Come on, step away from the car! 320 00:22:37,505 --> 00:22:40,174 Next one I shoot to kill! 321 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:48,495 Andryukh, you are a thing will you lend it to me until the first of January? 322 00:22:51,405 --> 00:22:53,955 Yulka has all the money. If you find Yulka, you will get money. 323 00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:02,254 More and more have appeared evidence, 324 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,467 what our citizens face with little green men. 325 00:23:05,956 --> 00:23:11,034 Were those who said right? that we will be captured by aliens? 326 00:23:18,788 --> 00:23:19,621 Where is everyone? 327 00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:30,776 -Who's there? - This is us. 328 00:23:33,627 --> 00:23:37,631 Well, sons. Are we left alone? 329 00:23:39,193 --> 00:23:43,881 All kinds of bastards, deserters, right from the personnel fled until better times. 330 00:23:44,545 --> 00:23:45,378 OK. 331 00:23:46,088 --> 00:23:48,549 I would like to hear a message about the scale of the emergency. 332 00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,212 It is still difficult to assess objectively. 333 00:23:51,486 --> 00:23:55,783 Glasses were broken, mostly in private sector. Well, a couple of kilometers from the explosion. 334 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:59,064 But there are victims, but so, so that there seem to be no deaths. 335 00:23:59,552 --> 00:24:02,384 Robbery. Violence. Complete chaos. 336 00:24:03,361 --> 00:24:06,232 Well. If we have to, we'll die... 337 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:09,181 For the homeland or for the planet - it’s unclear. 338 00:24:10,412 --> 00:24:13,244 Still let me search my fiancee, your daughter. 339 00:24:17,365 --> 00:24:19,594 One thing is clear to me, one thing 340 00:24:19,679 --> 00:24:24,689 these aliens are your Yulka and kidnapped, Andrey. 341 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:29,718 Yes, it's more like a meteorite just fell. They are constantly falling. 342 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,029 We have a big country - it's just that no one notices. 343 00:24:32,113 --> 00:24:35,343 Did you hear what explosion? People call and they hang up. 344 00:24:35,428 --> 00:24:39,992 Everyone is shouting "invasion". Aliens, landing. 345 00:24:40,077 --> 00:24:43,274 What landing? There was an explosion - everyone heard it. 346 00:24:43,703 --> 00:24:48,449 Right. What don't you understand? Shipwreck or plate wreck there, 347 00:24:48,534 --> 00:24:51,731 but somehow the aliens managed to survive. 348 00:24:52,434 --> 00:24:56,965 Messages are already coming in. People in the area see some idly staggering green ones, 349 00:24:57,199 --> 00:25:01,125 I won't dare say it little men, some runts. 350 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:06,945 Yes, they behave with impunity. Are recovering anywhere. Pissing on fences. 351 00:25:07,434 --> 00:25:11,594 It was smart enough to reach us. But behaving like a human being is not. 352 00:25:11,965 --> 00:25:14,836 This is panic. I'm imagining it. Normal psychological shock. 353 00:25:14,921 --> 00:25:15,969 Okay, that's it. 354 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:22,609 Until the end of the world, while we are the power here, let that happen later 355 00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:28,449 cockroaches are sorted out. I called Moscow. I asked, oh well. 356 00:25:28,977 --> 00:25:31,984 We will resist alien invaders. 357 00:25:32,069 --> 00:25:34,519 You will also say that they are needed detain for 15 days. 358 00:25:34,604 --> 00:25:38,556 But this is the right decision, Andrey. 359 00:25:38,641 --> 00:25:45,246 Right. We need at least one take alive, tongue. 360 00:25:46,106 --> 00:25:49,504 - Whom? - Green, who, tongue. 361 00:25:52,395 --> 00:25:55,598 Find aliens - you will find Yulka too. 362 00:25:57,824 --> 00:25:59,445 And this is an order. 363 00:26:05,871 --> 00:26:06,926 Attention. 364 00:26:11,106 --> 00:26:13,410 Well, remove this ballet right away. 365 00:26:18,781 --> 00:26:20,598 The sample is damp. 366 00:26:21,340 --> 00:26:23,020 Well, we didn’t live long. 367 00:26:23,761 --> 00:26:29,581 OK. Send it on a business trip. To this Sransk. 368 00:26:30,363 --> 00:26:33,078 And let them deal with the looting. 369 00:26:33,163 --> 00:26:35,266 With the flight of personnel. 370 00:26:35,351 --> 00:26:38,215 With this cosmic incident too. 371 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:45,930 I never thought it would be the end light will come from the Russian hinterland. 372 00:26:46,457 --> 00:26:48,703 Come on, do you believe in the end of the world? 373 00:26:49,152 --> 00:26:51,672 There was never any light there. 374 00:26:52,473 --> 00:26:56,633 That's it, send the device. Let it work. 375 00:27:03,684 --> 00:27:07,570 Denis, what if hell and heaven existed, what would you choose? 376 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:10,669 Paradise. 377 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:13,422 Weakling. 378 00:27:18,176 --> 00:27:19,543 The sample is damp. 379 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:25,793 - Hello. - Hello. 380 00:27:27,102 --> 00:27:28,664 Where are you going? 381 00:27:28,769 --> 00:27:31,262 I'll join the sect some kind of underground. 382 00:27:31,346 --> 00:27:33,840 And how will everything settle down? so back to the craft. 383 00:27:33,925 --> 00:27:35,476 Hair will still grow. 384 00:27:35,561 --> 00:27:39,663 It’s not a fact, of course, that the square will have to do, but the half-box will feed you. 385 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,081 You should have Julia Galuzo did you have to do your hair? 386 00:27:43,784 --> 00:27:48,765 Yes, I have. I chose it from a magazine. God knows how to do something like that on his head. 387 00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:51,700 Also two kilograms of invisible it was necessary. Where did she go? 388 00:27:52,222 --> 00:27:55,424 Gone. Did she cancel the appointment? 389 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,046 Yesterday afternoon we called each other. 390 00:27:57,131 --> 00:27:59,800 She kept telling me for another hour, so that I don't mess anything up. 391 00:27:59,884 --> 00:28:02,808 I wanted to be the most beautiful bride on this earth. 392 00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:09,420 - Eh?! - Oh, this will do. 393 00:28:09,505 --> 00:28:12,703 What are you doing, absolutely? crazy? Hey? 394 00:28:12,805 --> 00:28:15,692 This is still the territory of power. Hands up. 395 00:28:17,274 --> 00:28:22,801 Guys, what are you doing with the beats? Is this the time? You, take the barrel. 396 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,063 I'll give away 30 pieces. Cash only and immediately. 397 00:28:26,148 --> 00:28:28,699 - Slav, what are you doing? - Well, really, there are only three cartridges. 398 00:28:28,783 --> 00:28:29,733 Well, well, well, at least... 399 00:28:29,818 --> 00:28:31,455 - Glory?! - What about Slava? What? 400 00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:32,803 Eh, where are the hairdryers? 401 00:28:32,888 --> 00:28:37,568 Damn, what are you doing? What are you doing, cops? won't you catch up with them? 402 00:28:37,997 --> 00:28:42,255 Not today. Lyapin, hand over your weapons. 403 00:28:46,728 --> 00:28:47,561 Goodbye. 404 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,311 All the best. 405 00:29:02,919 --> 00:29:03,919 Yes, yes! 406 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:09,394 And here are ours. Gentlemen officers, come in, 407 00:29:10,488 --> 00:29:11,660 have a seat. 408 00:29:13,124 --> 00:29:13,957 Here. 409 00:29:16,777 --> 00:29:22,245 Here. Sent to us from Moscow. As promised, 410 00:29:23,785 --> 00:29:28,023 competent colleague. To help us for investigation 411 00:29:29,581 --> 00:29:32,980 mystical catastrophe. Meet me. 412 00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:40,206 Very nice. What is your colleague's name? 413 00:29:41,202 --> 00:29:43,312 Anton Nikolaevich Korolev, captain. 414 00:29:56,163 --> 00:29:57,163 Can I help you? 415 00:29:59,171 --> 00:30:02,335 No no. Not worth it bother. Me myself. 416 00:30:12,374 --> 00:30:14,972 Don't mind me, I'm a drunk. 417 00:30:16,710 --> 00:30:20,629 In the past, in childhood. Peel from the sixth to the ninth binges, 418 00:30:20,714 --> 00:30:24,249 then he grabbed his head. Began to study graduated from the Ministry of Internal Affairs school with honors. 419 00:30:24,334 --> 00:30:27,980 But some damage brain slip. 420 00:30:30,385 --> 00:30:31,218 A. 421 00:30:33,588 --> 00:30:34,421 Ay. 422 00:30:35,229 --> 00:30:38,776 Due to lack of time I had to come up with these crazy stories about 423 00:30:38,861 --> 00:30:40,229 teenage alcoholism. 424 00:30:40,951 --> 00:30:45,346 Or maybe it’s nothing, it will pass for one’s own. There are only drunkards working there. 425 00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:48,842 Uh-uh. 426 00:30:49,467 --> 00:30:52,611 What do you have? Everyone has their own cross. 427 00:30:54,721 --> 00:30:57,904 Anton Nikolaevich, can I ask a question? 428 00:31:00,229 --> 00:31:04,467 How are the authorities in Moscow? Do you think it will be the end of the world? 429 00:31:05,912 --> 00:31:09,135 The mood of the masses is different, but management is confident of the best. 430 00:31:11,147 --> 00:31:13,041 Yeah, what do you personally think? 431 00:31:14,154 --> 00:31:19,193 And we survived the 90s. What should we fear? We live as we always lived. Maybe we won't notice. 432 00:31:22,162 --> 00:31:26,752 A. Yeah, that’s clear, that’s clear. I want to ask you as a specialist. 433 00:31:27,221 --> 00:31:32,025 Anton Nikolaevich, you have, so to speak, plan to restore order? 434 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:37,553 The first thing we need to do is calm the people down. Prove to them that these are not aliens. 435 00:31:38,256 --> 00:31:39,256 How to prove it? 436 00:31:40,268 --> 00:31:43,158 Go to the place supposed shipwreck. 437 00:31:43,243 --> 00:31:44,506 Certainly! 438 00:31:45,854 --> 00:31:48,451 — Shipwrecks of whom? - Aliens. 439 00:31:48,939 --> 00:31:52,455 - Yes, there are no aliens. - What do you mean no? 440 00:31:52,943 --> 00:31:56,244 Who kidnapped my daughter? And your bride! 441 00:31:56,329 --> 00:32:00,111 In general, yes. Anton Nikolaevich, come on, 442 00:32:00,196 --> 00:32:04,721 take over my eagles and take action. 443 00:32:05,834 --> 00:32:06,667 Eat. 444 00:32:12,787 --> 00:32:14,701 Your fly is unzipped. 445 00:32:18,783 --> 00:32:19,616 Just... 446 00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:23,291 Didn't you zip up your fly? 447 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:26,803 “I’m a scientist, not some kind of guy.” “He’ll never fasten it himself.” 448 00:32:26,888 --> 00:32:28,291 He'll rip all his pants. 449 00:32:29,444 --> 00:32:32,783 Anton Nikolaevich, fly Do not touch under any circumstances. 450 00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:35,185 Never mind. 451 00:32:36,318 --> 00:32:39,385 What, to such an extent brain damage? 452 00:32:45,772 --> 00:32:48,233 What are you really like high school students. 453 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,807 Everyone has their own shortcomings. Yes? 454 00:32:52,979 --> 00:32:53,812 Yes. 455 00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,282 Don't pay attention Anton Nikolaevich... 456 00:32:59,502 --> 00:33:01,240 Good. 457 00:33:03,838 --> 00:33:07,881 Take matters into your own hands and put things in order here. 458 00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:17,144 Everyone go to shipwreck site. 459 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:18,679 The eldest is Captain Korolev. 460 00:33:24,317 --> 00:33:29,551 Ooh! Why are you locked in your fortress? Aliens are enslaving us. 461 00:33:29,636 --> 00:33:32,266 - And you? You are vegetating. - No, no... 462 00:33:32,813 --> 00:33:36,523 Citizens, we will fight with alien invaders. 463 00:33:36,608 --> 00:33:37,441 Yes. 464 00:33:37,526 --> 00:33:40,422 We'll grab it as soon as possible every single one of them. 465 00:33:40,507 --> 00:33:43,809 - Yes. “And then we’ll all meet the end of the world together.” 466 00:33:44,238 --> 00:33:46,328 Wow, that's right! 467 00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:47,434 Now I. 468 00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:51,946 Please leave and call about all cases of occurrence 469 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,750 green people in the surrounding area. 470 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:54,798 Yes. 471 00:33:54,883 --> 00:33:59,727 Do not take action yourself for their detention. Emphasize the last one. 472 00:33:59,812 --> 00:34:00,860 Let's go our separate ways. 473 00:34:04,531 --> 00:34:06,211 Well, what are we doing then? 474 00:34:06,758 --> 00:34:07,988 - All? - Yes. 475 00:34:25,446 --> 00:34:28,096 - Why did you get the swearing sheet? - To "ay!" scream. 476 00:34:30,895 --> 00:34:34,236 Well, why did you get up? Let's go see what kind of aliens are there? 477 00:34:34,321 --> 00:34:37,517 Colleagues, and more initiatives. This is your last job after all. 478 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:40,764 The explosion was so strong that background radiation is possible. 479 00:34:40,849 --> 00:34:43,747 And if the object is cosmic, even more so. 480 00:34:44,544 --> 00:34:46,344 Radiation is harmful to the body. 481 00:34:46,868 --> 00:34:48,704 - Especially for posterity. - Agree. 482 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:55,657 - Aren’t you afraid, Anton Nikolaevich? - And I'm desperate. Let's go. 483 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,053 ABOUT! 484 00:34:58,607 --> 00:35:02,141 Andryukh, listen, let's go We'll stand here and keep watch. 485 00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:04,036 Well, if we meet someone, we’ll interview them. 486 00:35:04,121 --> 00:35:07,157 - Well, yes, let's start interviewing witnesses. - According to the charter. 487 00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:12,214 You wanted to lose yourself in your work, Mokry. Forward to glory with Vyacheslav. 488 00:35:12,604 --> 00:35:16,940 Andrey, this is somehow scary. Somehow I I was scared of radiation as a child. Look at this. 489 00:35:17,468 --> 00:35:21,726 Andryukh, I just have one question. Tell me, how much can a swearing bag cost? 490 00:35:21,811 --> 00:35:23,132 The thing is absolutely gorgeous. 491 00:35:23,217 --> 00:35:24,909 - 2300, 2400. - Okay?! 492 00:35:27,976 --> 00:35:31,159 Okay, I'll pick it up later. If he comes back, of course. 493 00:35:37,976 --> 00:35:40,183 - Damn it. - Answer me already, huh? 494 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,937 Yes, it’s my mother-in-law calling. He asks forgiveness for her. 495 00:35:43,021 --> 00:35:46,530 He begs for forgiveness, he says, they say she sat on the wrong tree stump. 496 00:35:48,294 --> 00:35:50,403 You know what, fuck them all. 497 00:35:50,488 --> 00:35:53,288 You have to learn to respect yourself though would be in these last days. 498 00:36:07,304 --> 00:36:09,707 The place needs to be cordoned off. Urgently. 499 00:36:14,531 --> 00:36:19,551 Hey, same-planet people, get the hell out of here. The riot police are working, the police are working part-time. 500 00:36:22,294 --> 00:36:24,951 Until, in a word, they cordoned off, Now we'll bring in the military. 501 00:36:25,869 --> 00:36:29,482 Thank you, you are a good cop. 502 00:36:46,529 --> 00:36:51,080 Although my mother-in-law is good. Only she comes to me I came to the army and brought baked goods. 503 00:36:52,525 --> 00:36:55,875 Oh, and you know, he'll look at me like that, I really feel like a man. 504 00:37:02,173 --> 00:37:07,408 What is this? Listen, Mokry. Yes, there is real radiation here. 505 00:37:08,052 --> 00:37:09,400 - Slav. - Look! 506 00:37:09,485 --> 00:37:10,904 I see I'm in the car. 507 00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:28,716 I need to leave urgently increased levels of radiation. 508 00:37:29,321 --> 00:37:32,759 - How much? — Around five microsieverts per hour. 509 00:37:32,844 --> 00:37:36,021 Safe for humans is considered from zero to five microsievert. 510 00:37:36,372 --> 00:37:38,071 Or 20 microroentgen. 511 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,985 How did you install this? 512 00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:46,489 Fuck knows. I feel it in my ass. 513 00:37:48,853 --> 00:37:51,606 That's right here: obscene language. 514 00:37:52,017 --> 00:37:55,786 Corporate vocabulary. The team will accept you faster. 515 00:37:56,763 --> 00:38:00,161 More precisely, I will say with the device. It's not safe to be here. Let's go. 516 00:38:01,137 --> 00:38:05,310 Set up a cordon within a radius of 200 meters. Where the background will be within normal limits. 517 00:38:05,395 --> 00:38:06,899 Come here only in special suits. 518 00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:10,508 And take care of yourself, Andrey Maratovich, treasure it like the apple of your eye. 519 00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:11,947 Thank you. 520 00:38:14,053 --> 00:38:15,224 Andrey Maratovich, 521 00:38:18,094 --> 00:38:19,344 about your fiancee. 522 00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:24,346 I'll help you find her. We don't abandon our own. 523 00:38:30,146 --> 00:38:30,979 Hey! 524 00:38:34,576 --> 00:38:35,826 What, again, or what? 525 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:41,366 I'm fine. 526 00:38:46,002 --> 00:38:49,478 Lord, what have we done? 527 00:38:50,436 --> 00:38:52,603 No, well wait It's too early to draw conclusions. 528 00:38:52,993 --> 00:38:56,843 And the Geiger counter works, by the way, properly, and coordination has improved. 529 00:38:57,838 --> 00:38:59,361 Coordination is good. 530 00:39:00,299 --> 00:39:01,627 Orientation - not very good. 531 00:39:13,010 --> 00:39:14,357 Well, here's your place to stay for the night. 532 00:39:15,959 --> 00:39:17,580 Can I spend the night with you? 533 00:39:20,139 --> 00:39:21,545 You live in a hotel. 534 00:39:23,088 --> 00:39:26,154 Well, it’s like unsafe or something? 535 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:30,783 I live with my mother. 536 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:35,100 She's a grumpy old woman forbidding me to bring men into the house. 537 00:39:36,213 --> 00:39:37,213 So I'm not a man. 538 00:39:40,490 --> 00:39:43,225 I'm an officer, I can talk with your mother. 539 00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:49,865 Listen, I'm not going to sleep. I have the bride has disappeared - I will look for her. 540 00:39:50,744 --> 00:39:52,736 Then you definitely need need help. 541 00:39:57,466 --> 00:40:00,766 -Have you made a gay android? - No, why right away, why, what are you... 542 00:40:00,851 --> 00:40:04,123 The first Russian android turned out to be a homosexual. 543 00:40:04,826 --> 00:40:07,461 No, for Western in the world this is even normal. But... 544 00:40:07,545 --> 00:40:09,670 It would be better if they burned me at the stake. 545 00:40:09,755 --> 00:40:14,103 I even hope for the end of the world so that no one sees this disgrace. 546 00:40:47,834 --> 00:40:49,025 Oh damn... 547 00:40:50,004 --> 00:40:52,654 Please don't rape me. I'm ovulating now. 548 00:40:52,739 --> 00:40:54,354 Take whatever you want. 549 00:40:54,439 --> 00:40:56,600 Otherwise you will fly away What am I going to do about it? 550 00:40:57,123 --> 00:40:58,919 Ahh! 551 00:41:45,319 --> 00:41:46,647 And it is missing here. 552 00:41:50,338 --> 00:41:52,838 My fiancee cheated on me with my best friend. 553 00:41:54,811 --> 00:41:57,111 So, are you offering me yours? Should I look for it at Lyapin? 554 00:41:57,663 --> 00:42:00,397 I loved her. We dated for a long time. 555 00:42:01,901 --> 00:42:04,501 Yes, she perceived me more like a funny friend. 556 00:42:05,143 --> 00:42:07,393 But I proposed to her - she agreed. 557 00:42:07,877 --> 00:42:11,041 And then she called and said, that I changed. 558 00:42:12,370 --> 00:42:14,557 Yes, at first I wanted her to die. 559 00:42:14,948 --> 00:42:19,616 But then I realized if I love her, let her be happy with him. 560 00:42:22,077 --> 00:42:23,477 And she became happy with him? 561 00:42:24,733 --> 00:42:29,674 No, b...ds are never happy. But I didn't mind. 562 00:42:33,288 --> 00:42:35,288 And the story there is familiar. Right? 563 00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:40,221 I was just telling him about myself. Well, now he manipulates, tries to gain trust. 564 00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:49,833 Hm. 565 00:42:53,267 --> 00:42:54,267 Is something wrong? 566 00:42:55,064 --> 00:42:57,700 - No, I'm just enjoying it. - How? 567 00:42:58,521 --> 00:43:03,091 You have a good penis. I don't know if they talked about anatomy, but the anatomy is magnificent. 568 00:43:03,969 --> 00:43:06,919 This is something to be admired. You have a really nice dick. 569 00:43:09,283 --> 00:43:10,116 So. 570 00:43:14,361 --> 00:43:16,685 Can you help me button it up too? 571 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:20,259 Well, of course you could have avoided it punishment, Moscow people 572 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:21,913 Ahh! 573 00:43:24,849 --> 00:43:25,943 What kind of head of cabbage do you have? 574 00:43:26,028 --> 00:43:29,136 I should have warned you. I have a titanium plate. 575 00:43:29,221 --> 00:43:30,421 They often break their hands over it. 576 00:43:32,821 --> 00:43:34,481 -Where to next? - Injury! 577 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:36,837 Ay! 578 00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:43,934 So, colleague, I need a couple of hours rest, and then I will relieve you. 579 00:43:44,364 --> 00:43:47,387 But if this android fucks an officer, 580 00:43:47,757 --> 00:43:51,357 format the disk immediately - and close the experiment to hell. 581 00:43:51,442 --> 00:43:55,864 I'm not against homosexuals but I refuse to create them myself. 582 00:43:57,114 --> 00:44:00,415 Is the task clear? Clear. 583 00:44:08,286 --> 00:44:11,469 I don't understand why they are here are they crowding around us? 584 00:44:11,554 --> 00:44:13,696 Why near us, why not near the city hall? 585 00:44:14,379 --> 00:44:17,817 So everyone fled from the city hall. Some to the cellar, some to Patagonia. 586 00:44:17,902 --> 00:44:19,052 They are waiting for the end of the world. 587 00:44:20,021 --> 00:44:23,068 We are the only ones left in power - That's why people come to us. 588 00:44:23,153 --> 00:44:26,799 There is no shame. In the old days it was different. 589 00:44:27,677 --> 00:44:31,759 — Were you going to the three-domed cathedral? - Come on, no need to dig so deep, 590 00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:33,313 Anton Nikolaevich. 591 00:44:33,947 --> 00:44:37,970 They knew how to do it. They just took it television of an impressive man, 592 00:44:38,055 --> 00:44:41,055 so handsome, they imprisoned him in front of the camera. And so he is 593 00:44:41,623 --> 00:44:42,834 moved his hands. 594 00:44:43,420 --> 00:44:46,057 It was as if he was charging the water. But in fact - the head. 595 00:44:47,287 --> 00:44:50,744 And it worked. People calmed down. 596 00:44:51,721 --> 00:44:54,768 Were in the old days sage leaders. 597 00:44:54,853 --> 00:44:57,072 I don’t think this will be allowed now. 598 00:44:57,971 --> 00:44:59,487 There is another way to calm down. 599 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:03,244 We were at the crash site. Wreckage the flying saucer was not found, that's all. 600 00:45:04,748 --> 00:45:09,123 And what?! What are you saying? What if Is this plate intact? This is even worse. 601 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:13,366 It won't cause much grief. Maybe there, in this plate, is my daughter? 602 00:45:13,854 --> 00:45:17,838 And you sit here, ranting. Search for aliens! That's all! 603 00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:22,214 So, that's it, this story with me I'm sick of aliens, to put it mildly. 604 00:45:22,299 --> 00:45:24,499 Come back, Andrey, who did I tell? 605 00:45:24,584 --> 00:45:26,296 Andrey! Come back, Andrey! 606 00:45:26,381 --> 00:45:31,061 Oh, here you are. Why are you entrenched here? 607 00:45:31,146 --> 00:45:32,643 You cops are filthy! 608 00:45:32,728 --> 00:45:37,682 Yesterday I was personally robbed by aliens. We ran into the store, grabbed vodka and sweets. 609 00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,909 - Who are you? - Saleswoman. 610 00:45:39,994 --> 00:45:42,917 Here you go. A voice from the people. 611 00:45:43,002 --> 00:45:46,647 And you say. Look for aliens, I said! 612 00:45:46,732 --> 00:45:51,146 Put on duty. 24/7. At all the stores, at the glass shops. 613 00:45:51,231 --> 00:45:53,639 In remote, inaccessible areas. 614 00:45:53,724 --> 00:45:57,389 - Yes, and this... - Take everyone in green. And period. 615 00:46:00,706 --> 00:46:02,216 On. Take the money for yourself. 616 00:46:02,816 --> 00:46:03,649 And this? 617 00:46:04,086 --> 00:46:08,421 Yes, I was saving for the wedding. wanted take her to Ryazan, to Yesenin’s places. 618 00:46:08,506 --> 00:46:10,198 - Hold it. - Thank you. 619 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,351 What are you counting? 620 00:46:17,093 --> 00:46:19,125 Well, you need to understand how much there is. 621 00:46:24,358 --> 00:46:27,933 - What, they broke it? - Or maybe it burned out? This is often the case with us. 622 00:46:31,155 --> 00:46:33,538 So, quietly, now eyes get used to the dark. 623 00:46:37,699 --> 00:46:40,149 Three people run up to the store in strange clothes. 624 00:46:41,312 --> 00:46:42,612 How do you see? 625 00:46:48,168 --> 00:46:52,132 - We must take it. - No, we sit quietly, otherwise we’ll scare you away. 626 00:46:56,312 --> 00:46:59,412 “We have to take it, otherwise they’ll run out and disappear.” - Sit quietly, this is an order. 627 00:47:01,156 --> 00:47:02,914 - They ran out. - Where? 628 00:47:06,116 --> 00:47:09,266 - Oops! Yep! - Come on, come on, Andryukha! 629 00:47:14,983 --> 00:47:18,675 - Freaks in condoms. - Who are you? 630 00:47:18,851 --> 00:47:21,898 Students of the Pedagogical Institute. 631 00:47:23,128 --> 00:47:26,546 Aren't you ashamed? On human grief Arrange a masquerade like this. 632 00:47:26,780 --> 00:47:31,507 — Have you seen enough of Halloween? — Future teachers. Marauders! 633 00:47:32,679 --> 00:47:36,273 Comedians. So what should we do with you now? 634 00:47:36,996 --> 00:47:39,847 We need these bastards show on TV. 635 00:47:39,932 --> 00:47:41,586 - Yes, they will be torn. - Well. 636 00:47:41,976 --> 00:47:47,504 And that’s right, and let them tear them apart, they’re so rubbish. The whole city was on edge. 637 00:47:48,089 --> 00:47:49,749 They don't have my fiancee. 638 00:47:51,039 --> 00:47:55,726 Clear pepper that no. This is the same mystifying. You have to look for the real ones. 639 00:47:55,811 --> 00:48:00,156 - I don't believe in... - You don’t have to believe it, Andrey. We have to look. 640 00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:04,120 Viktor Sergeevich, come on Can I prove to you that they don’t exist? 641 00:48:04,205 --> 00:48:05,058 How? 642 00:48:05,143 --> 00:48:08,418 Need to wear protective suits and explore the place properly. 643 00:48:08,503 --> 00:48:12,225 And I will help. I'm a specialist by vehicles. 644 00:48:12,751 --> 00:48:13,584 ABOUT! 645 00:48:13,669 --> 00:48:19,119 I can identify any fuel by eye. Let's go together and decide. 646 00:48:25,311 --> 00:48:26,861 Yes, Anton Nikolaevich. 647 00:48:45,584 --> 00:48:48,234 So, how will we recognize each other? 648 00:48:49,178 --> 00:48:50,178 There is a way. 649 00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:55,139 All around. 650 00:48:58,592 --> 00:49:00,409 Haha. Lyapin. 651 00:49:09,666 --> 00:49:10,499 M. 652 00:49:16,092 --> 00:49:18,092 You’ve been marking something for a long time, Anton Nikolaevich. 653 00:49:19,881 --> 00:49:22,108 - Go ahead, work. - I can write to you. 654 00:49:22,810 --> 00:49:25,135 So I'm alone with an empty back. Easy to remember. 655 00:49:27,596 --> 00:49:29,096 Hey bro, what's that? 656 00:49:31,952 --> 00:49:34,686 - Let's go. - Wet. What's there? 657 00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:38,250 That’s not what you’re thinking about before you die, Andrey. 658 00:49:38,866 --> 00:49:39,866 Eh! 659 00:49:40,658 --> 00:49:43,862 So, right after the end of the world I will arrange a real apocalypse for you. 660 00:50:10,189 --> 00:50:14,189 Guys, in short, I found a piece of a wing. Do they really exist? 661 00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:18,182 Let's go now. 662 00:50:20,873 --> 00:50:24,115 Hello, I found it! I found everything here. 663 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,159 This is the engine of the spaceship. Or a carburetor. 664 00:50:32,048 --> 00:50:33,884 -Where is the engine? - Here you go. 665 00:50:33,969 --> 00:50:37,619 He melted, of course, but you You understand that the element is extraterrestrial. 666 00:50:39,406 --> 00:50:42,006 - It’s impossible to lift. - Allow me. 667 00:50:50,129 --> 00:50:52,179 This is truly a thing from outer space. 668 00:50:52,945 --> 00:50:55,054 - Here. - Meteorite. 669 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:58,711 I state a fact - This is a fragment of a meteorite. 670 00:50:58,796 --> 00:51:01,796 No alien ship didn't land here. 671 00:51:02,247 --> 00:51:05,723 - How can this be? - Scrap metal. This is an alloyed material. 672 00:51:05,808 --> 00:51:09,458 Completely unsuitable for flying apparatus. Someone stole it and threw it away. 673 00:51:19,141 --> 00:51:20,291 What about radiation? 674 00:51:24,747 --> 00:51:28,244 Radiation background is increased here up to 50 microroentgen per hour. 675 00:51:28,948 --> 00:51:31,428 It's tolerable, if not for long. 676 00:51:40,628 --> 00:51:42,828 Well, who said anything about aliens? 677 00:51:43,336 --> 00:51:48,844 Oh, Andrey, you're lucky that you Such a nature is not impressionable. 678 00:51:48,929 --> 00:51:51,227 But it’s more difficult for Slava and me. 679 00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:52,453 Yes. 680 00:51:52,538 --> 00:51:54,433 But for you, life is a spectacle. 681 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,253 I consider the case closed. 682 00:51:56,338 --> 00:51:58,588 Required via media 683 00:51:58,673 --> 00:52:00,923 inform the population that this is an ordinary meteorite - 684 00:52:01,992 --> 00:52:03,222 and people will calm down. 685 00:52:03,765 --> 00:52:06,753 Yeah. Great. So what is written on my back? 686 00:52:07,671 --> 00:52:12,749 And, ahem, of course, when you take it off, you'll take a look. Andryukha, I didn't want you 687 00:52:12,984 --> 00:52:14,995 talk, but 688 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:21,360 I don’t know how it is there in Moscow, But in our country they actually get hit on the scoreboard for this. 689 00:52:22,903 --> 00:52:25,636 - Slav, I already tried it. - A? 690 00:52:26,594 --> 00:52:27,837 - Come on. - Yes. 691 00:52:27,922 --> 00:52:32,473 Colleagues, are we going to the bathhouse on the 31st? 692 00:52:36,633 --> 00:52:39,934 We have the end of the world planned. They will already wash it in heaven. 693 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:47,121 Citizens, as one might expect, got used to the idea of the end of the world 694 00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:50,539 and now they are preparing to meet it's like New Year. 695 00:52:50,910 --> 00:52:54,114 That is, New Year getting ready to welcome... 696 00:52:54,465 --> 00:52:57,707 in general, there were no aliens, there was a meteorite. 697 00:52:57,792 --> 00:53:02,141 Dear Anton Nikolaevich, respected specialist and colleague, 698 00:53:02,226 --> 00:53:05,344 we don't dare anymore detain. Thank you. 699 00:53:05,429 --> 00:53:08,371 Thank you very much, that helped, so to speak, 700 00:53:08,456 --> 00:53:11,889 overcome the cataclysm understand the apocalypse. 701 00:53:11,974 --> 00:53:15,991 And as they say, happy way, happy coming. 702 00:53:16,362 --> 00:53:17,983 But I have to linger. 703 00:53:19,468 --> 00:53:20,468 For what? 704 00:53:23,276 --> 00:53:25,405 I am obliged to help find your bride. 705 00:53:26,186 --> 00:53:29,116 - No, we did it ourselves somehow. - How? 706 00:53:30,054 --> 00:53:31,929 - What? - How? 707 00:53:32,729 --> 00:53:36,948 I told you how - somehow. Well, let's not delay our colleague... ours. 708 00:53:39,351 --> 00:53:42,201 I just wanted to ask help from Anton Nikolaevich. 709 00:53:42,827 --> 00:53:45,015 He is from the capital. Familiar with a laptop 710 00:53:45,132 --> 00:53:48,452 and there is probably some kind of information. But I don't know the password. 711 00:53:48,804 --> 00:53:52,554 Andrey. Why do we need a computer? We somehow use the old grandfather's method. 712 00:53:52,639 --> 00:53:57,202 We have psychics and fortune tellers here in the city. We'll find her, the fidgety little thing, in no time. 713 00:53:57,287 --> 00:53:59,986 Nowadays most of all his gadget knows about a person. 714 00:54:00,071 --> 00:54:01,295 - Who? - Gadget. 715 00:54:03,345 --> 00:54:04,645 I'll explain later. 716 00:54:05,963 --> 00:54:08,013 And I can actually hack it. 717 00:54:11,978 --> 00:54:15,474 So what? What's there to click? wasted? I told you 718 00:54:15,559 --> 00:54:18,639 our psychics They would have found everything a long time ago. 719 00:54:18,872 --> 00:54:23,209 Eat. The password turned out to be simple. I decided using the selection method. 720 00:54:23,294 --> 00:54:24,224 And which one? 721 00:54:24,309 --> 00:54:26,842 Francois Ozon in one word - her favorite director. 722 00:54:27,837 --> 00:54:28,754 How do you know? 723 00:54:28,839 --> 00:54:31,271 This is for the benefit of on her social network page. 724 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:33,355 You know about the interests of your bride? 725 00:54:34,123 --> 00:54:36,603 Well, yes. 726 00:54:41,388 --> 00:54:42,260 What's going on? 727 00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:45,490 Your bride has been registered on a dating site. 728 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,404 I don't understand. What are you hinting at? 729 00:54:52,489 --> 00:54:55,568 Well, here is her correspondence with a certain Frenchman Francois Sherwood. 730 00:54:58,517 --> 00:55:01,525 Two days ago at 22:17 731 00:55:01,610 --> 00:55:05,080 he proposed to her and promised to pay for the flight. 732 00:55:05,165 --> 00:55:08,009 You don't need to take anything with you. Translation from French. 733 00:55:10,744 --> 00:55:11,577 She... 734 00:55:12,756 --> 00:55:15,041 She's in front of me like that never looked. 735 00:55:16,310 --> 00:55:20,705 Yes... I can't believe my eyes. 736 00:55:21,213 --> 00:55:23,029 - Shameless. - Did you know. 737 00:55:23,114 --> 00:55:27,228 What are you talking about?! I would like her Taras Bulba - his son, with his own hand! 738 00:55:29,396 --> 00:55:31,740 Did you know about that she went to France. 739 00:55:35,177 --> 00:55:36,010 Yes. 740 00:55:37,013 --> 00:55:38,013 Are you serious? 741 00:55:38,098 --> 00:55:42,384 Did they force me to look? So she flew away with aliens? 742 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:45,913 Andrey, 743 00:55:47,834 --> 00:55:49,670 I had to tell you this. 744 00:55:50,037 --> 00:55:51,560 What to convey? 745 00:55:56,111 --> 00:55:58,748 She left you This is an unfortunate letter! 746 00:56:01,170 --> 00:56:04,841 I had to convey but I couldn’t find a reason and... 747 00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:09,470 It's a shame, and... And she still has there are so many mistakes here. 748 00:56:19,008 --> 00:56:22,008 Dear Andrey, I know you won't forgive me. 749 00:56:23,227 --> 00:56:24,984 But believe me, it will be better this way. 750 00:56:25,761 --> 00:56:27,811 You won't give me anything you can, you're honest 751 00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,629 but I need wealth and big breasts. 752 00:56:31,292 --> 00:56:33,518 Live in peace and don't curse me too much. 753 00:56:34,476 --> 00:56:35,309 Julia. 754 00:56:39,261 --> 00:56:40,261 Ashamed. 755 00:56:42,464 --> 00:56:43,464 Sorry. 756 00:56:46,332 --> 00:56:50,132 I wanted to convey everything but I put it off and put it off. 757 00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:54,144 I thought a cataclysm would hit - and bribes are smooth. 758 00:56:56,018 --> 00:57:01,350 You are like a son to me. Sorry. Sorry. 759 00:57:08,519 --> 00:57:09,554 Yeah. 760 00:57:11,312 --> 00:57:14,203 They showed up. What do you need, cowards? 761 00:57:15,707 --> 00:57:19,808 Comrade Lieutenant Colonel, yes brought to apologize. Colleagues repent 762 00:57:19,893 --> 00:57:22,445 for showing weakness in a time of sorrow. 763 00:57:23,030 --> 00:57:26,898 Well, Viktor Sergeevich, well, New Year still soon, right? We need to reconcile. 764 00:57:26,983 --> 00:57:27,816 Well. 765 00:57:28,031 --> 00:57:28,864 New Year. 766 00:57:31,078 --> 00:57:34,457 Well? Sorry, what do you think? 767 00:57:35,687 --> 00:57:38,090 Let us show, so to speak, the breadth of our souls. 768 00:57:41,351 --> 00:57:43,500 Well, why not forgive, we'll forgive. 769 00:57:45,765 --> 00:57:47,874 Our hearts are big, our souls are wide. 770 00:57:49,301 --> 00:57:54,242 And this scoundrel of mine too, huh? Well, okay, Andryusha. 771 00:57:54,366 --> 00:57:58,422 You'll drink for a week and as they say, let's dig in. 772 00:57:58,507 --> 00:58:02,113 And again for the women. This is our lot, as men. 773 00:58:03,129 --> 00:58:08,363 Well? A holiday is such a holiday. It is necessary to do it in full. 774 00:58:09,183 --> 00:58:12,015 - We need Santa Claus. Who is Santa Claus? - I! 775 00:58:12,734 --> 00:58:15,624 - No! A bit small. Andrey. - Understood. 776 00:58:15,976 --> 00:58:19,316 Andrey, yes, you. You are Santa Claus. 777 00:58:19,609 --> 00:58:20,976 - I? - Yes. 778 00:58:21,061 --> 00:58:24,160 Why not? I'm gifts for everyone I bring it, hunchbacked man. 779 00:58:24,824 --> 00:58:27,324 You will get such a Santa Claus, which they deserve. 780 00:58:27,409 --> 00:58:32,168 Come on. Come on guys, come on. Walk like that! 781 00:58:32,253 --> 00:58:36,484 And you will lead the orgy... Oh! Holiday, I wanted to say! Well, 782 00:58:36,569 --> 00:58:39,754 New Year. We need to decide with the Snow Maiden. 783 00:58:40,575 --> 00:58:41,786 Will you allow me? 784 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:29,780 Why are you looking at him like that? 785 00:59:30,799 --> 00:59:34,589 This will discredit everything ministries. Stop it immediately! 786 00:59:36,834 --> 00:59:40,095 - Anton Nikolaevich, dear. - What? What does "dear" mean? 787 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:42,146 What is this here? did you make cooing? 788 00:59:43,689 --> 00:59:46,209 - Dear. — What orders will there be? 789 00:59:46,756 --> 00:59:51,384 Your task is completed. The case is solved. Please return to Moscow. 790 00:59:52,185 --> 00:59:55,974 I think this would be wrong. I have to celebrate New Year with a friend. 791 00:59:56,501 --> 00:59:57,501 With whom? 792 00:59:57,752 --> 01:00:00,446 Okay, let's quickly go back. otherwise it will be a scandal. 793 01:00:01,443 --> 01:00:05,154 People want to have a little joy. Captain Pozharsky is annoyed. 794 01:00:05,525 --> 01:00:09,802 And if I retreat now, it won't be human. 795 01:00:10,359 --> 01:00:12,253 Muscovites will not be loved again. 796 01:00:12,338 --> 01:00:14,597 I agreed to become the Snow Maiden. 797 01:00:14,948 --> 01:00:18,386 People are waiting for the holiday, and I will do everything so that the holiday is a success. 798 01:00:21,315 --> 01:00:22,148 OK then. 799 01:00:22,233 --> 01:00:24,833 — What does “good” mean? - Well, wait, now, a second. 800 01:00:24,988 --> 01:00:28,777 Ah... Okay, stay. But just... Yes. 801 01:00:29,284 --> 01:00:33,073 But only early in the morning, when everyone get drunk and go to bed, 802 01:00:33,158 --> 01:00:35,476 please immediately come home. 803 01:00:36,277 --> 01:00:39,070 With coming! Happy new happiness! 804 01:00:44,379 --> 01:00:48,598 I'm telling you for sure, we still have a lot Let's take a sip of grief with this android. 805 01:00:49,399 --> 01:00:55,882 Snow Maiden-Snow Maiden-Snow Maiden... 806 01:01:07,797 --> 01:01:09,197 Wow! 807 01:01:16,567 --> 01:01:18,637 Everyone keep control of themselves. 808 01:01:28,187 --> 01:01:29,495 Happy holiday to you! 809 01:01:29,580 --> 01:01:35,531 Well, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! Uh! 810 01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:40,531 Quietly, quietly. Quiet! Quiet. 811 01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:46,332 Listen to me. Dear friends and colleagues. I... 812 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:52,035 I order everyone without exception 813 01:01:53,729 --> 01:01:58,170 get drunk, get so drunk you fall asleep 814 01:01:59,529 --> 01:02:05,370 and, like a bad dream, forget this passing year. 815 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:08,698 This damned cataclysm! 816 01:02:09,518 --> 01:02:14,909 These incomprehensible ones, let's not point with finger, metamorphosis. 817 01:02:16,530 --> 01:02:20,240 And wake up happy 818 01:02:21,139 --> 01:02:24,029 not remembering any of this. 819 01:02:25,456 --> 01:02:26,289 To the bottom! 820 01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:31,628 Hooray! Hooray! 821 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:38,721 Stop! 822 01:02:40,884 --> 01:02:44,908 Grandfather, your mother doesn’t see you, where did you get so upset? 823 01:02:45,013 --> 01:02:47,682 Oh, Antokha, s... 824 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,006 - With deer? - Yes! 825 01:03:09,049 --> 01:03:13,893 Boys, do you have any in your evidence? a snowball to somehow cheer up grandpa? 826 01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:17,135 In our places this It’s not common, granddaughter. 827 01:03:17,506 --> 01:03:18,339 Mm. 828 01:03:18,444 --> 01:03:20,495 God, we were wrong. 829 01:03:20,826 --> 01:03:23,737 - It's not gay. This... - This is a woman. 830 01:03:25,103 --> 01:03:28,458 And maybe that's good Why are we without women? 831 01:03:28,868 --> 01:03:29,701 A? 832 01:03:29,786 --> 01:03:35,939 Of course, forgive me, Andryukh. But yours would have done some crap. 833 01:03:40,490 --> 01:03:42,930 You would cry a lot later. 834 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,642 And mine, can you imagine? 835 01:03:52,990 --> 01:03:57,853 she promised to think about returning to school. 836 01:03:58,107 --> 01:04:00,235 Happy New Year! Happy New Year! 837 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,794 Happy new happiness! Hooray! 838 01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:57,013 Well, congratulations to you all on that we are alive and will live. 839 01:04:57,833 --> 01:04:59,357 And if so... 840 01:05:00,529 --> 01:05:02,404 How is the device in general? 841 01:05:02,951 --> 01:05:08,868 He showed himself to be excellent in action. But there are some shortcomings. Needs rework. 842 01:05:08,953 --> 01:05:10,783 How so? What's wrong? 843 01:05:11,641 --> 01:05:13,849 We made a mistake. With the floor. 844 01:05:19,201 --> 01:05:20,216 Baba, or what? 845 01:05:21,134 --> 01:05:22,696 - Woman. - Young woman. 846 01:05:23,595 --> 01:05:27,559 But in the future, female androids in case of mass release, 847 01:05:27,644 --> 01:05:30,861 they will provide serious savings both in means and in material. 848 01:05:32,912 --> 01:05:38,146 Well, maybe it's for the better. 849 01:05:39,513 --> 01:05:40,783 Motherland. 850 01:05:42,384 --> 01:05:45,001 Okay, redo it, only later. 851 01:05:45,314 --> 01:05:50,021 Now we need to throw all our strength into new supersonic weapon. 852 01:05:50,106 --> 01:05:53,283 "Calibers" and "Daggers". 853 01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:57,872 Well, then we’ll get to androids. 854 01:05:59,162 --> 01:06:02,150 I wonder what kind of woman you will become. 855 01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:04,708 Beauty, you will fall in love again. 856 01:06:08,087 --> 01:06:09,395 Hmm-hmm.